so why aren't you calling her?
The question is...who in the hell is Tracy-Anne Collins?
<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Damn, these lonely housewives are out to get me! [img]wink.gif[/img]Our 2nd attempt to contact you. A night has been CONFIRMED with Tracy-Anne Collins.
Time: As soon as possible
Location: Her Home is within 1.5 miles of you
Attire: Dress nice, bring clothes fresh for morning
Expectation(s): Order in, drink some wine, then show you my place
Quote from Tracy-Anne: "First time I have done this. I'm pretty excited "all over." Hope you look me up and confirm our date. You will see I'm in great shape with my biggest assets being my clevage. Hope to hear from you soon."
Confirmation: It is up to you to hold your time with Tracy-Anne. Please confirm within the site to validate your visit. You can get a better look at her body and chat before you head over.
so why aren't you calling her?
Don't you like MY cleavage ANdyman?
(shoves smelly man-boobs in andyman's face..)
<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">TEMPT ME NO MORE YOU FOUL EVIL TEMPTRESS...er..tempter? Temptee?Originally posted by Skull-n-Bones:
Don't you like MY cleavage ANdyman?
(shoves smelly man-boobs in andyman's face..)
...yeah, I was going to post something witty and urbane, and most likely insulting toward Fluffy...but now I am just...grossed out... [img]graemlins/gulp.gif[/img]
*flings undies at DA* [img]graemlins/kiss.gif[/img]
<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">*lists lightly soiled pink thong on eBay*Originally posted by Peeker:
*flings undies at DA* [img]graemlins/kiss.gif[/img]
you should be able to get some serious coin for that. [img]graemlins/thumbs_up.gif[/img]
does ass butter counts as "lightly" [img]eek.gif[/img]
If she's so damn close, why doesn't she just come over to your place?
Oh, yeah, it would be harder to dismember you and put your body parts in the woodchipper if she did that.
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